Blech

It's time for another discussion of gross things. You may recall past discussion re: the KFC Chicken Bowl and the Wendy's Mushroom Melt. Tonight, I'd like to put forward the Burger King Crown-Shaped chicken for discussion.

*ahem*

*looking over professor glasses*

First and foremost, what part of the chicken body do we suppose the crown-shape comes from? The obvious guess would be the comb, I suppose. It looks crown-y. But who really eats the chicken comb? My guess is the pantaloons area of the chickehn:

Second, what do we suppose the crown-shape adds to the chicken pantaloons? I dare say not too much. And I'm speaking from experience. In a silly lapse of better judgement, I ordered "chicken rings" from the Brown Owl up in the Kawartha area, and they made me vomit. Literally. In the middle of the night I got up and vomited chicken rings. So although my calculations tell me the crown is vair different than the ring (geometrically speaking), I'm pretty sure they're the same viscously.

Thus, therefore, moreover, ipso facto, heretofore...

... Ew.